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Hydration is temporary. Salt is forever. The I Love Sodium bumper sticker is a heartfelt tribute to one of life’s greatest little minerals, surrounded by pictures of salty stuff because subtlety is for people who read nutrition labels voluntarily.

Put it on your car. Put it on your cooler. Let strangers wonder whether this is a dietary statement, a cry for help, or simply your truth.

Funny Bumper Sticker for Certified Salt Freaks

Finally, a funny bumper sticker for people who see high sodium on the label and think, hell yeah, they’re not skimping.

The design proudly announces I Love Sodium alongside a glorious assortment of salty things. It’s perfect for snack enthusiasts, french fry salt dumpers, gas-station-food connoisseurs, and anyone who has ever looked at an adequately seasoned meal and whispered, Needs more.

Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches. Because Frog Mustard products are handmade, sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images aren’t to scale and designs may appear larger in listing photos for visibility.

And because one serving is never enough: Buy 2, Get 1 Free. Grab three eligible stickers or magnets and the lowest-priced one is free. No coupon-code archaeology required.

Weatherproof Sticker With a High Tolerance for Nonsense

This bumper sticker is made from premium all-weather vinyl designed to survive outside where the weather lives.

Your weatherproof sticker is waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe when properly applied. It’s built to handle rain, sun, road grime, and the general indignities associated with being attached to your vehicle.

For maximum stickage, clean the surface with water and let it dry completely. Apply to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface, then press from the center outward to help avoid bubbles.

Avoid waxy residue, detergent, and alcohol unless they’re fully removed before application. Textured materials and low-surface-energy plastics can make even premium vinyl question its career choices.

Car Magnet for Temporary Sodium Propaganda

Not ready to permanently identify yourself as a sodium enthusiast? Get the car magnet.

Standard Frog Mustard magnets are 20 mil thick, with extra-thick 30 mil magnets available for colder climates and aggressive winds.

Salty, Stupid and Ready for the Road

Every Frog Mustard funnysticker is an original design created for humor, novelty, and making the vehicle behind you deal with whatever this is.

Orders ship from Washington in 13 business days, and worldwide shipping is available. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen, because apparently even screens can’t agree on anything.

Buy it for yourself. Give it to your saltiest friend. Put it on the vehicle you use to transport emergency pretzels.

Long live sodium.

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