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Funny Liquor Ice Suction Cup Beverage Cooler

Penis Shaped Wine & Whiskey Chiller (Stainless Steel, Reusable)

Because regular ice cubes are boring, and your drink deserves a little personality. This stainless steel chiller keeps your whiskey, wine, or cocktail perfectly chilled without watering it down while also being the most talked-about thing at your next party.

Just pop it in the freezer, drop it in your glass, and enjoy a drink that hits different (literally). Whether it’s a gag gift, a bachelorette party must-have, or just something to spice up your home bar, this is the conversation-starter nobody’s forgetting.

• Made from food-safe stainless steel reusable, no melting, no dilution
• Freezer-safe base for quick chilling
• Fits most rocks glasses and lowball glasses
• The ultimate gag gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, and “I saw this and thought of you” moments
• Easy to clean, built to last (unlike your dignity after gifting this)

Chill your drink. Break the ice. Repeat.